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I hate DDR.
Dance Dance Revolution. Worst game EVER. It was designed specifically by people who hate me. Fuck them.
For those of you who don't know what it is (I wish I was you), it's where anime nerds (or "otaku" as they like to call themselves) gyrate disturbingly and "dance" to blasting, annoying and repetitive "J-pop" (porn-style techno, but with Japanese lyrics). Fuck.
I think the worst part of DDR is the people who play it. They think they have rhythm and are deluded, in addition, into thinking they can actually dance. Fuck you, all you can do is move your fat ass in front of an arcade game. That's not dancing, that's being a fuckwit.
DDR is easily one of the worst epidemics to hit the planet. Bubonic plague? Pfffft, that only killed a few million people. That's nothing. Every time I go to the arcade I have to watch some fatass play DDR. I go home and wash my eyes out with paint thinner and rock salt just to be safe, but I feel like gouging them out with a spork to prevent from ever being violated that way again. I want to program my own version of DDR that delivers an electrical shock to you every time you pass a level, the voltage increasing as the "difficulty" increases.
Your DDR skill is inversely proportional to your actual dancing skill. It's also directly proportional to your weight, the number of pimples on your face, the thickness of your glasses, how much Japanese you know, how many anime shows you watch on a regular basis, and how long you'll live in your parents' basement for after you graduate. I'd write a mathematical equation, but the only people nerdy enough to understand it would probably play DDR, and I don't want losers like that on my site.
DDR wouldn't be so bad if a few changes were made:
DDR is the worst game ever made. The music sucks, the game sucks, the players suck, the designers suck, Japan can lick my nuts. I hate DDR, I hate people who play DDR, and if you disagree I hate you.
Things I hate:
For those of you who don't know what it is (I wish I was you), it's where anime nerds (or "otaku" as they like to call themselves) gyrate disturbingly and "dance" to blasting, annoying and repetitive "J-pop" (porn-style techno, but with Japanese lyrics). Fuck.
I think the worst part of DDR is the people who play it. They think they have rhythm and are deluded, in addition, into thinking they can actually dance. Fuck you, all you can do is move your fat ass in front of an arcade game. That's not dancing, that's being a fuckwit.
DDR is easily one of the worst epidemics to hit the planet. Bubonic plague? Pfffft, that only killed a few million people. That's nothing. Every time I go to the arcade I have to watch some fatass play DDR. I go home and wash my eyes out with paint thinner and rock salt just to be safe, but I feel like gouging them out with a spork to prevent from ever being violated that way again. I want to program my own version of DDR that delivers an electrical shock to you every time you pass a level, the voltage increasing as the "difficulty" increases.
Your DDR skill is inversely proportional to your actual dancing skill. It's also directly proportional to your weight, the number of pimples on your face, the thickness of your glasses, how much Japanese you know, how many anime shows you watch on a regular basis, and how long you'll live in your parents' basement for after you graduate. I'd write a mathematical equation, but the only people nerdy enough to understand it would probably play DDR, and I don't want losers like that on my site.
DDR wouldn't be so bad if a few changes were made:
- Add better music. J-pop is the Japanese equivalent of Chinese Water Torture. They use it to interrogate prisoners of war. We could own Japan's ass in war if we got anime nerds to fight in the army.
- Change the concept so that instead of stepping on things and pulling off "moves", you shoot people.
- Instead of the shit graphics they have now, have people explode with lots of blood. When this happens, call it a "gib".
- Make it so you can play online against other fans of the game, and chat to them in real time.
DDR is the worst game ever made. The music sucks, the game sucks, the players suck, the designers suck, Japan can lick my nuts. I hate DDR, I hate people who play DDR, and if you disagree I hate you.
Things I hate:
- Dance Dance Revolution
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DDR is not that bad. It definately needs better music. It does give people a false sense of rythm. I'll admit all of that, but not all people who play DDR are anime nerds. I'm a nerd but I've never seen a single show of anime. I'm underweight. I have clear skin.I don't even speak one word of Japanese. I definately don't fit your description of a person who plays DDR. I personally think the game is brilliant.With the crazy amounts of obese Americans and violence in schools this game is a sight for sore eyes. Guns suck. It may not be dancing but it is 1/4 exercise and completely nonviolent. You can take your gun games and shove it.
DDR != exercise. I could play for hours on end and not even break a sweat.
DDR is a brilliant game. The concept is brilliant. It's a great idea and a money-trap for a large percentage of the population. Sheer marketing genius at work.
Things can suck ass and still be brilliant. As much as I hate Britney Spears, her popularity and success are mind-blowing, and her agents and marketers are brilliant for getting her that far in the music business. DDR is another one of these cases.
DDR is a brilliant game. The concept is brilliant. It's a great idea and a money-trap for a large percentage of the population. Sheer marketing genius at work.
Things can suck ass and still be brilliant. As much as I hate Britney Spears, her popularity and success are mind-blowing, and her agents and marketers are brilliant for getting her that far in the music business. DDR is another one of these cases.
Sheesh what an angry uninformed person you really are.. and superfical.
www.stepmania.com Make your own steps for your own songs download other peoples songs= Instant having every song you could ever want turned into DDR
Research on that and i think you'll reconsider the song selection.
Also just because you dont sweat doesnt mean I dont remember to think of others next time.
Call it step step revolution if you will because of course its not dancing dancing is to hard to simulate. Because dancing is an imagantive form of movement that cannot be simulated just as much as the mind cannot be simulated. Haha hating people because of one interest is also one of the stupidest things ever you really need to think about what your typing.
Also Quake III sucks compared to UT2K4, Planetside,Half life 2 IMO
Even though I didnt feel like adding grammer/grammar you can see my point so dont pull the "Oh you suck at grammar" shit. Thanks- Kel
www.stepmania.com Make your own steps for your own songs download other peoples songs= Instant having every song you could ever want turned into DDR
Research on that and i think you'll reconsider the song selection.
Also just because you dont sweat doesnt mean I dont remember to think of others next time.
Call it step step revolution if you will because of course its not dancing dancing is to hard to simulate. Because dancing is an imagantive form of movement that cannot be simulated just as much as the mind cannot be simulated. Haha hating people because of one interest is also one of the stupidest things ever you really need to think about what your typing.
Also Quake III sucks compared to UT2K4, Planetside,Half life 2 IMO
Even though I didnt feel like adding grammer/grammar you can see my point so dont pull the "Oh you suck at grammar" shit. Thanks- Kel
ok, i agree wholeheartedly with kel, because he's my friend, but if i came across this and kel hadn't posted, id still say something
ok, wtf is a fuckwit?
and im kindof an anime geek, and im no otaku. but there is a song on ddr called "otaky speed vibe" lol
im not saying that u are wrong, cuz if you want to be a closed minded jerk about it, ok, that's fine with me
and another thing, wtf is porn style techno?
and not all DDRrs are anime nerds, i have this friend, and he's like the most closed minded person in the world, but he still plays ddr, and he says he's a master, but he played only one time.
and just because fat pasty faced otaku like to play doesn't mean u have to watch them, you can just at least try it, and u prolly only were on it like 5 mins, and was like, "this is geeky" or "this is gay"
and i hate people who say gay a derogitory, and stuff, so yeah
and the bubonic plauge was so worse than DDR.
and pimples have nothing to do with geekyness, or ddr skill.
and im with kel, u can call it whatever the hell you want, but it's not really dancing.
and if ur living in ur mom's basement, that doesn't mean necesarily that u are a geek, actually alot of geeks are smart and are probably going to do way better in college, or did, than you.
anyway, in conclusion, DDR is awesome, and if you don't think so, that's cool, just don't go saying that all people who play ddr are idiots, cuz were not, u synical bastard
and, btw, what music do you listen too, cuz not all the music sucks, like this one song called Daikenkai
and so, yeah
-w00t out
geeky pasty faced DDr playing nerd, Zeb
ok, wtf is a fuckwit?
and im kindof an anime geek, and im no otaku. but there is a song on ddr called "otaky speed vibe" lol
im not saying that u are wrong, cuz if you want to be a closed minded jerk about it, ok, that's fine with me
and another thing, wtf is porn style techno?
and not all DDRrs are anime nerds, i have this friend, and he's like the most closed minded person in the world, but he still plays ddr, and he says he's a master, but he played only one time.
and just because fat pasty faced otaku like to play doesn't mean u have to watch them, you can just at least try it, and u prolly only were on it like 5 mins, and was like, "this is geeky" or "this is gay"
and i hate people who say gay a derogitory, and stuff, so yeah
and the bubonic plauge was so worse than DDR.
and pimples have nothing to do with geekyness, or ddr skill.
and im with kel, u can call it whatever the hell you want, but it's not really dancing.
and if ur living in ur mom's basement, that doesn't mean necesarily that u are a geek, actually alot of geeks are smart and are probably going to do way better in college, or did, than you.
anyway, in conclusion, DDR is awesome, and if you don't think so, that's cool, just don't go saying that all people who play ddr are idiots, cuz were not, u synical bastard
and, btw, what music do you listen too, cuz not all the music sucks, like this one song called Daikenkai
and so, yeah
-w00t out
geeky pasty faced DDr playing nerd, Zeb
Hey, DUMBASS. Not only is your argument completely unfounded, but it is totally hypocritical and demeaning to gamers all over the fucking world. You have your opinion and I respect that, but to stereotype everyone who touches a ddr pad is rediculous. The view you have so shamelessly casted on every ddr player is the same image casted on gamers everywhere by the ignorant losers who barely know what a videogamer is. It sickens me that you could be so closed minded and SHALLOW. Please don't tell anyone YOU play videogames, it's embaressing to the rest of us. If you don't like people playing ddr in the arcades, who gives a rats ass?! Deal with it or leave! Oh, and by the way, while I'm at it, just what is wrong with speaking japanese?! It's a languege. Just because you learn a languege doesn't mean you turn into some old fat greasy guy whos never seen the sun in his life! It just means you have an education to some extent, which is something you appear to totally lack. There is also nothing wrong with anime, unless you are one of those idiots who protests violent and sexual shows, which you don't appear to be, because you seem to like violent and gory games. To be so closed minded, superficial, hypocritical, and stereotype people for ONE INTEREST they have is like raping every gamer in the ass. You should be strung up and shot, or learn how to open your head and maybe let some fresh air in to wipe away the dust cobwebs on your brain, prick.
oh yeah, and although my grammar sucks, my point should be clear. I have better things to do in my life than make sure my post is grammatically correct and free of typos for the likes of you
get a life, asshole.
oh yeah, and although my grammar sucks, my point should be clear. I have better things to do in my life than make sure my post is grammatically correct and free of typos for the likes of you
get a life, asshole.
Ever see a fat chick play that..there soo stupid looking...and maybe it makes them feel up fat..but the sad but true and really funny reality is that there fat..and ddr is really kinda a waste of money...like..maybe it can be amusing for that whole..4 minutes..but after that you smell your soar you need a cigarette and you have to walk away from that group of kids who think there a little of everything because they canot be in a subculture unless there is in fact....ddr..
i play ddr, and i dont flaunt the fact that i do play it and that i like it. you dont have to tell everyone how much you hate it, whats that gonna solve anyway.
Hi im from england ddr here is dancing stage and i think its a excellent game with great songs. Actually i prefer the japanese songs done by naoki etc. And if u dnt like it screw you, you dnt no anything so in ure face.:P
DDR SUX ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDR SHOULD GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK IT SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree......that's right, I find Jasons point to be great. Who cares if it's backed up? Insecure nerds who play the game. There are better ways to get exercise anyway, sheesh...
Fine. Go curse DDR. I don't care so much about that, but what really angers me is your incredible stereotype of otaku!
Excuse me, I'm a fulfledged anime otaku, which I readily admit--I'm proud of it! However, I have a clear conplexion, I certainly don't have glasses, I'm not fat, and I'm not going to spend the rest of my life in my parent's basement--I'm leaving right for college. And, you know, yes, I know Japanese--but at least that's more than you!
Your use of stereotypes really makes me wonder what possible kind of idiot you are.
(And *gasp*, I was able to express myself without cursing once!)
Excuse me, I'm a fulfledged anime otaku, which I readily admit--I'm proud of it! However, I have a clear conplexion, I certainly don't have glasses, I'm not fat, and I'm not going to spend the rest of my life in my parent's basement--I'm leaving right for college. And, you know, yes, I know Japanese--but at least that's more than you!
Your use of stereotypes really makes me wonder what possible kind of idiot you are.
(And *gasp*, I was able to express myself without cursing once!)
yeah, people who play DDR gt addicted and become psychos, they spend all day and night playing nonstop, and because its only aerobic exercise they never lose weight *yuck* it is such a waste of your life and money to spend every single waking moment playing that stupid game, ITS JUST A GAME GET OVER IT AND STOP PLAYING SO MUCH U PEOPLE NEED A LIFE!!!!
and lose some weight while your at it
and be less ugly
and dont live at the acade....i agree people who watse all their life and money thinking thesres nothing better to do are sad and deserve to be lnley and isoclated until they die of heart attacks like that other chcikw ho played DDR fucking nto dancing
it looks so fucking retarded even if youre good at it
YUCK
and lose some weight while your at it
and be less ugly
and dont live at the acade....i agree people who watse all their life and money thinking thesres nothing better to do are sad and deserve to be lnley and isoclated until they die of heart attacks like that other chcikw ho played DDR fucking nto dancing
it looks so fucking retarded even if youre good at it
YUCK
yeah, people who play DDR gt addicted and become psychos, they spend all day and night playing nonstop, and because its only aerobic exercise they never lose weight *yuck* it is such a waste of your life and money to spend every single waking moment playing that stupid game, ITS JUST A GAME GET OVER IT AND STOP PLAYING SO MUCH U PEOPLE NEED A LIFE!!!!
and lose some weight while your at it
and be less ugly
and dont live at the acade....i agree people who watse all their life and money thinking thesres nothing better to do are sad and deserve to be lnley and isoclated until they die of heart attacks like that other chcikw ho played DDR fucking nto dancing
it looks so fucking retarded even if youre good at it
YUCK
and lose some weight while your at it
and be less ugly
and dont live at the acade....i agree people who watse all their life and money thinking thesres nothing better to do are sad and deserve to be lnley and isoclated until they die of heart attacks like that other chcikw ho played DDR fucking nto dancing
it looks so fucking retarded even if youre good at it
YUCK
yeah, people who play DDR gt addicted and become psychos, they spend all day and night playing nonstop, and because its only aerobic exercise they never lose weight *yuck* it is such a waste of your life and money to spend every single waking moment playing that stupid game, ITS JUST A GAME GET OVER IT AND STOP PLAYING SO MUCH U PEOPLE NEED A LIFE!!!!
and lose some weight while your at it
and be less ugly
and dont live at the acade....i agree people who watse all their life and money thinking thesres nothing better to do are sad and deserve to be lnley and isoclated until they die of heart attacks like that other chcikw ho played DDR fucking nto dancing
it looks so fucking retarded even if youre good at it
YUCK
and lose some weight while your at it
and be less ugly
and dont live at the acade....i agree people who watse all their life and money thinking thesres nothing better to do are sad and deserve to be lnley and isoclated until they die of heart attacks like that other chcikw ho played DDR fucking nto dancing
it looks so fucking retarded even if youre good at it
YUCK
DDR Sucks but not for the reasons you list. In fact some of the music is good but I have a problem with the game. It is just s boring. Th only reason people like it is because itgives them a chance to do what they are to afraid to do. Act like an idiot in public.
Several points have been made, both good and bad, within the post itself as well as within the subsequent comments. I really don't think there's anything I can add to it, short of giving everyone an example of a DDR addict: myself.
Since I don't like to bore people with long, drawn-out descriptions, I'll simply ask that you visit Myspace and browse my profile to your liking.
I will only add this one note: Opinions are like noses. Everyone has one, and most of them smell.
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Since I don't like to bore people with long, drawn-out descriptions, I'll simply ask that you visit Myspace and browse my profile to your liking.
I will only add this one note: Opinions are like noses. Everyone has one, and most of them smell.
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