One thing that DOES piss me off is that I can't even say two words to my dad without him seriously thinking that I have some ulterior motive and I'm trying to be rude or provocative. Like just today I seriously said good morning to him and he did this thing where he stalks off and sulks because you've offended him.

WTF!!! I was trying to be friendly, man! Seriously, why does anyone NEED to be so paranoid?