Well the thingy tonight was an astounding success. The audience was supposedly 75 (that's how many tickets were sold) but there might have been more or less than that many people at any given time. I had weird dreams about Eb and Ab all afternoon and the only time I played in Eb it was terrible. That was a slightly unlikely coincidence. I didn't go near Ab the whole time.

(It must mean SOMETHING that I am having weird dreams about key signatures. I keep seeing those damn accidentals on the staff...)

I wasn't going to write this because I thought some people might find it offensive. Then I thought, "What the hell? Have I completely sold out my former principles of doing shit no matter how many people find it [insert negative adjective here]?" So I'm going to say it.

Basses are kind of like women. They have a big bottom, they're curvy around the middle, and sometimes you gotta slap them around a little bit.

Dude, btw: I forget.