New Rule:
Nobody that I know is allowed to make generalizations about people. You kids who think you have seen it all are laughable.

Maybe if you would stop trying to be older than you are and puffing yourselves up, you could learn from your experiences instead of viewing them through an unjustly (and incorrectly) jaded eye. The world doesn't suck, and you don't know everything there is about people. Hell, you have only met like 1/28 of the people you're ever going to make, so what the hell makes some 17-year-old qualified to make General Statements about humans? Nothing, that's what. Shut up, sit down, and learn your fucking place in the world, you cocks. Y'all make me ashamed to be under 25.

(Yes, it has recently come to my attention that many of my peers seem to think they know everything there is to know, probably because they are old enough to have some significant experiences, but they jump the gun and generalize about things before they have experienced even a tiny fraction of what life has to offer, and I really hate the way they do that.)

Sorry for being so angry.