17 years ago yesterday, a life-changing, earth-shattering event happened.

She's driving me crazy.

(Are you avoiding me?)

Girls are ridiculous.

Bootsy Collins is a DAMN FUNKY bass player.

(Gov't Mule - The Deep End Vol. 1... excellent album)

There are times in life when the only way to feel better about something is to play the blues in B flat minor.

This is one of those times.

Swift-lippin', ego-trippin', and body-snatchin'.

Call me the Big Pill.

HELP ME FIND THE FUNK!

Trying to think
but it's so hard
Brain cells burn out and disappear forever
Feel myself getting dumber every minute
Can't believe I'm doing this
Are you kidding me?
No, this is
YOUR LIFE,
This is what it's going to be like,
out there in the real world, you know,
and by the way, there's a test on Friday...
Of course grown-ups and professionals have quizzes every week.
Don't be ridiculous!
Fail English, fail life.
(You're so immature.)
But let's be serious...

I fucking hate this shit.