Dateline NBC:
You have had much success with your To Catch a Predator series - I am sure that you have greatly reduced the number of underage girls getting lewd comments on their MySpace pictures; props for that. Recently you attempted (with mixed results) to cash in even more on this success with To Catch an iJacker - a clever turn-of-phrase implying the show's plot: interrogating people with stolen iPods and, after gathering all the facts and statistics, coming to no conclusion whatsoever. I am sure that pedophiles and iPod thieves are a tricky bunch. It was probably very hard for you to outsmart them. However, as you have no doubt learned, hackers are smarter and they are not pleased with you. Do yourselves a favor and stop getting in over your heads.

(I am sorry if that sounded harsh, but I doubt that To Catch a Predator guy with the really awesome TV voice even knows what Sourceforge is.)