I built a railgun, but it doesn't work.

Fux0r. :-( :-( :-(

(there aren't enough sad faces in the world)

I spent fucking MONTHS getting all this shit together; I sat down for HOURS at a time and wrote pages on pages of vector math and unit conversions and all sorts of stupid shit in this little notebook, I did everything I possibly could to verify the structural and electrical integrity of the design and I MADE ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY SURE THAT THERE WAS NO WAY ANYTHING COULD GO WRONG, SERIOUSLY, I SWEAR I FUCKING DID!

But something went wrong anyway.

This is breaking my balls.